A bare-bones account of a bear who needs a Bayer because he can't bear to go bareheaded, even though his favorite hat barely even covers the tippy-top of his big bear head.Raise your hand if you think the protagonist looks more like a giant prairie dog. Or maybe even an otter. With bad posture. If I were any kind of an artist, I'd do a spoof of this. I'd make it an anti-diet book and call it I Want My Fat Back: "I lost my fat. I miss it. I want it back. Have you seen my fat? What will I do if I never get it back? What if it's gone forever?"Sure to be a bestseller, so feel free to steal my idea.