Don't Bump the Glump!: And Other Fantasies - Shel Silverstein This is Shel Silverstein's very first poetry collection. The poems and artwork may seem a bit primitive if you've been dazzled by his later work, but it was a good start. The illustrations are strange lumpish watercolors, not particularly impressive, but some of them are entertaining. Here are my two favorite poems: THE CONSIDERATE SOFT-SHELLED PHIZZINTYou'll never know an animalmore considerate of human feelingsthan the Soft-Shelled Phizzint.Someone has mistaken this onefor a pincushionand he's too polite to say he isn't.OOPS!We've been caught by a Quick-Digesting GinkAnd now we are dodging his teethAnd now we're restin'In his small intestine,And now we're back out on the street....