Birds: Spellbinding Tales of Flight, Feather, and Song... - Jon Hamilton Wonderful listening experience for bird freaks like moi. Best "wow" fact: If turkey vultures get mad, they will puke on intruders. Their barf stinks so bad that you can't get the smell out. If it's on your clothes, you might as well burn them. No amount of washing or soaking will remove the stench. So now I've come up with a new curse I can lay on my enemies. "May the puke of a thousand turkey vultures perfume your wardrobe."