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How to Poo on a Date - Mats;Enzo

"How To Poo On A Date"


Would this be before or after you wee on them? And how many dates should you have before you begin pooing on each other? Because, really, I wouldn't want to engage in premature premarital pooing and have the guy think I was loose. I mean, why buy the cow if the cow pies are free, right?